Early Retirement

What next after Retirement

Planning an early retirement, I finally concluded on taking up a profession of being my Wife’s Sexual Adviser …

More than often she has mentioned to me that “When she wants my F*cking Advice, she will ask for it”


What if Berniee is only bringing back the ball because he thinks I like throwing it?🤔



Spending an evening at a bar called Incognito, I bumped into an old friend of mine from Up-North

Just like old times, after a few drinks we got into an argument and he came back strongly saying “Tujhe Pata Nahi Mai Kaun Hoon

To which I instantly replied  “of course not, we are after all incognito” 🙂 😀 😀

Ahh!! the black eye still hurts 😀




Dirty Martini


    • 75 ml of Gin
    • 10 ml of Extra Dry Vermouth
    • 1 Cup of Ice Cubes
    • 3 olives on a toothpick

Mix Gin and dry vermouth in a cocktail mixing glass. Fill with ice and stir until chilled. Strain into a chilled martini glass

Garnish with three olives on a toothpick

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